Tuesday, 13 December 2011

Scootery Kado Liandi

Banta: Sante Aa Tu Nai Scootery Kado Liandi?,
Santa: Yaar Main Ik Kudi To Lift Mangi, O Mainu Kujh Door Leja K Kapde Lah
Ke Kendi Jo Lena Ae Lai Lo…
Banta: Phir Tu Ki Kita,
Santa: Main Scootery Lai Aandi.

Ik Sarabi Pati

Ik Sarabi Pati Apni Patni Nu Phone Karda Hai,
Pati: Aaj Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakda,
Patni: Kyo?
Pati: Meri Car Da Stering Ate Gair Chori Ho Gye Ne,
Thori Der Bad Pati Fir Phone Karda Hai,
Pati : Main Ghar Aa Riha Haa,
Patni: Hune Ta Tusi Mana Karde Pai C,
PatiL O Main Galti Naal Picchli Seet Te Beh Giya C…

- Harpal Cheema

Saturday, 22 October 2011

Son and Papa

Son : Papa 10+10 Kine Hunde Ae?
Papa : Ghade, Kanjra , Ullu De Pathe, Nalayak, Haramkhor,
Tenu Kuch Nhi Aunda Ja Andron Calculator Le Ke Aa.

- Shreya

Aalu Bhindi SMS Joke

1 Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe I Love U Ka Msg Beja,

Bhindi Ne Use Phone Kar K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli,

Shut Up, Tum Itne Mote Aur Main Slim And Smart,

Aalu Ko Bahut Dukh Hua Aur Us Ne Phir Itni Sabziyan Fasaayi Ki Aaj Aap
Dekh Skte Ho,

Aalu-Ghobi,

Aalu- Bengan,

Aalu-Shimla Mirch,

Aalu-Palak,

Aalu-Matar,

Aalu-Gajar

Aur Bindhi Us Din Se Aaj Tak Akeli H,
Moral: Mat Kar Itna Gurur Surat Par Ae Haseena.

- Pankaj Gilla

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Bacche Do Hi Acche

Ik Tiwi Apne 6 Baccheya De Naal Rail Vich Sawar Hoyi,

Sammne Ik Budda Bidi Pee Reha Si,

Bidi Naal Tiwi Disturb Ho Ke Boli, Please Cigrate Peena Band Kar Do,
Apne Samne Nahi Padh Sakde, Bidi-Cigrate Peena Mana Hai!

Budha: Madam, Main Tan Padh Lawanga, Pehlan Tu Taan Padh Lai Apne Saamne,
Board Te Likhya Hai, Bacche Do Hi Acche!

Kaale Rang Da Master

Ikk Bohta Kale Rang Da Master Ik Jattan De Jawak Nu Bolya, Main Kal Eh Padhaya Si Ke,
Sadda Shareer Kis-Kis Cheez Naal Banya Hunda Hai?
Chal Hun Tu Dass?

Jawak: Ik Pani Ton, Ik Hawa Ton, Te Ik....

Jawak Master Nu Ik Maar Dekhan Lag Gya,

Master: Te Hor Kis Cheez Naal???

Jawak: Ik Tarkol Naal... :D

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Ek Amli Te Ek Janani

Ek Amli Te Ek Janani Bus Ch Chadh De Han
Bus Puri Tra Full Hundi A Amli Aapne Nal Bhang Le Ke Aaya C Te Janani Ik Bag.
Bus Full Hon Karke Oh Bhang Te Bag Taki Kol Rakh Dende Han.
Conductor Aanda Hai, Te Amli Nu Kehenda Hai, "Oye Eh Bhang-Phosdha Keehda Aa".
Amli Jabab Denda Hai, Jee Bhang Ta Meri A Phosdha Eh Bibi Da Wa.

- Shivam

Friday, 16 September 2011

Rabb ne tiwi nu

Rabb ne tiwi nu sunder banaya
Khoobsurat dimaag vi diya
Hirni jehi aakhan deyi
Gulab jehe honth
Pyar bharya dil ditta
Te fer Jubaan deke sab te pani fer ditta...

- Tajinder Setia

anna hazzare

Santa: oye tenu pta hai sarkaar ne chaar aane band kar dite hai?
Banta: o kyun santa oye sarkaar kolo ek anna (hazzare) nhi sambhalya jaa
rhea te o chaar aane kivein sambhalegi...

- Ravi

nain-matakka

Custmer: teri majh di 1 akh ta khrab hai, fer v tu isde 25 hzar rupye mang
reha hai.
Santa: tenu majh dudh peen layi chahidi hai ya nain-matakka karn
layi...

- Raman Sandhu

Kash Main Mobile Hunda

Kudi Bust Stop Te Khadi, Mobile Te Gallan Kar Rahi Si,
Boy ohnu Comment karda hai: Haye! Kash main mobile hunda, teriyan Gaallan (chicks) naal lagya hunda...
Kudi: Haan, fer main ghar jaa ke charger teri *$%*& ch laundi...

Sunday, 11 September 2011

W - most dangerous alphabet

Sir: Which is the most dangerous alphabet?
Sharma: Ji, 'W'.

Becouse all "Worries" start from W.
Top Examples:
Who.
What.
Why.
When
Whom.
Where.
War.
Wine.
Whisky.
Woman.

And finally...
Wife (Worries Invited For Ever.)

- Tajinder Setia

Internet Se Download

Wife to Husband: Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye Bachhe Internet Se Download Kiye Hain???
Wife: Nahi Eh Tan Singh Sahab De Pen Drive To Litte Ne.

- Tajinder

Friday, 9 September 2011

Murgi Da Bacha

Murgi Da Bacha Ek Hathi

Murgi Da Bacha Ek Hathi

Punjabi Student to Teacher

Teacher to Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni...

Teacher Again: Aapne Desh da "father of nation" kaun ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni...

Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Pata Ni...

Teacher: Chal kal yaad karke aayi, ok?

Next day at school teacher chalo sunao ki yaad karke aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 di speed limit te Eggs dinde ne.

- Sabby

Tuesday, 6 September 2011

Kudi Purse Ghar Bhull Aayi

Kudi Apne Boyfriend Nu Boli, Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhull Aayi Haan,
Te Yaar Mainu 1000 Rupye Di Jarurat Pai Gayi...

Munda: Karti Ni Chhoti Gall, Main Haiga.

Eh Fad 10 Rupye, Te Karke Ricksaw, Nash Ke Gharon Di Apna Purse Chak Lya...

Galat Kamm

Teacher: Baccho, Dasso Jehde Loki Galat Kamm Karde Ne,
Oh Kithe Jande Ne??

Ik Kudi Boli Sharmande Hoye: Madam Sehar De Loki Hotel Te,
Te Pendu Loki Motor Te...

- Tajinder

Sunday, 21 August 2011

Ikk Machhar

Ikk Machhar Udeya Ja Reha Si,
Raste Vich Tufaan Aa Gaya,
Machhar Ik Vadde, Mote Darkhat Nu Chimmad Gya
Toofan Ruk Gya, Fer Machhar Parsina Poonjh Ke Bolya
Je Ajj Main Na Hunda Eh Darkhat Bhi Gir Jana Si...

Friday, 19 August 2011

Jarda Punjabi SMS

Girl: Jad Tuhanu Meri Yaad Aundi Ae, Tan Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Boy: Main Tuhadi Favourite Ice Cream Kha Lena.
And Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Girl: Main Jarda La Leni Aa.

- Satnam

Friday, 12 August 2011

Ik Pari Te 3 Friends Funny Punjabi SMS

3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si
Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke
1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.
2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye...
3rd Dost: Hee Hee... Hee Hee... Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee...
Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De
Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye

Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain.

- Sukhdeep Guruwali

Monday, 18 July 2011

Murder 3

Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh in Murder 3

Congress Leader Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Manmohan Singh in Murder 3

Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya

Santa: Main Kal Tainu Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya,
Par Tu Kyu Nai Chakkeya?
Banta: Kyun Chakku Phone? Kal Main Jehda RS. 30/- Deke Gana
Lavaya Hai Oh Ki Tera Peyo Sunega...

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

No More

Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi,
Te Bus Full Ho Gayi...

Conductor: No More, No More Please.

Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More.

Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi

Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi,
Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sante Vall Dekhde Hoye
Apni Salwar Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi,
"Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?"

Santa: Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga...

Monday, 27 June 2011

Babbu Mann Funny Photos

Babbu Mann Funny Picture


Babbu Mann Selling Vegetable - Punjabi Vegetable Seller, Sabzi Wala Bhai


Miss Punjaban or Babbu Mann


Babbu Mann Tu Meri Miss India


Duplicate Sartaaj Babbu Maan Funny Image


Too Funny Babbu Mann Images

Sunday, 26 June 2011

Bande Jeha Kutta

Santa to Banta: Yaar Tera Kutta Taan Bande Jeha Lagda Hai, Ki Khawaunda Hai Ehnu?
Banta: Eh Mera Beta Hai, Kutta Nahi, CA Kar Reha Hai, Aur Exam Chal Rahe Ne, Es Karke Sakl Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Hai...

Kutte Di Dum

Santa Apne Kutte Nu Fadd Ke, Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si.
Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi.
Santa: Saale, Main Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha Haan.

Tutak Tutak Tutiyan

Tutak Tutak Tutiyan Dahi Jama Lo,
Je Garmi Lag Rahi Taan Cooler Chala Lo,
Je Bore Ho Reha Hai Taan Mera Number Mila Lo,
Je Message Changa Ni Laggeya,
Mobile Nu Agg La Lo…

Aashiq Nu SMS

Ik Sohni Jehi Kudi Ne, Apne Ik Slim Jehe Aashiq Nu SMS Kita,

"Chehra Tera Khash Nahi, Haddiyan Te Teri Maas Nahi,
Pyar Tainu Swaah Karaan, Teri Taan Jeon Di Vi Aas Nahi..."

Saturday, 25 June 2011

Punjabi Ch Convert

Punjabi Teacher To Student: "Table Par Ink Kisne Girayi Hai?"
Isnu Punjabi Ch Convert Karo...
Punjabi Student: Bhen Chodo Aithe Kihne Apni Maa Chudai Hai....

Friday, 27 May 2011

Santa Apni Wife Di

Ek Vaar Gali Vich Langar Lagda Hai
Santa Apni Wife Di Bra Le K Janda Hai
Langer Serve Karan Vaale Nu Kehenda Hai
Ek Ch Mithe Choul Paade Ek Ch Namkeen
Ha Ha Ha… :D

Akash
sahilbains69@yahoo.com

Friday, 13 May 2011

Botal Whisky Di

Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu
Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal
Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde

Locked Girl

Carmen Lock Girl

Thursday, 28 April 2011

Sante Di Nuh Darshan

Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya
Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:
"Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu"...
Sante Di Nuh Da Na "Darshan Rani" Si
Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya
Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga
"Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di"

By Manjeet Singh Bhatti
kaka2022@gmail.com

Wednesday, 27 April 2011

Kudi Da Purse Chori

Cinema Hall Ch Babbu Maan Di Film Dekh Deyan
Ek Sohni Jehi Kudi Da Purse Chori Ho Geya
Kudi Ne Punjab Police Nu Purse Chori Di Report Darz Karai.
Thanedar Ne Pucheya, "Madam, Tuhada Purse Kithe Chori Hoya Si."
Oh Boli, "Cinema Hall Ch."
Thanedar Ne Fer Pucheya, "Mera Matlab Hai Chor Ne Tohada Purse Kithe To Chori Kitta..."
Kudi, "Mere Blouse Ton."
Thanedar, "Ki Gall Kar Rahi Hai, Ohne Tuhadey Blouse Ton Purse Kaddeya, Tuhanu Pata Vi Ni Chaleya...?"
Kudi Sharmande Hoyi Boli, "Sir Mainu Ki Pata Si Ke Oh Mera Purse Kadd Reha Ae..."

Kudi Chandigarh Degree

Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C
Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
Tan Usne Keha Meri
Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai...

- Rahpal
babbugroup@gmail.com

Friday, 22 April 2011

Saffar Te Tent

Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See
Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye
Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa
Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai

- Bhatti Singh
kaka.2022@yahoo.com

Monday, 18 April 2011

Pappu Fail Ho Gaya

Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai.
Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya...

Majj Te Khota

Ikk Majj Khote De Utte Chad Gayi
Khota: Ae Ki Kar Rahi Hain?
Majj Boli, Main Taan Majaak Kita Si...
Khota: Main Majaak Karanga Taa Panchaytan Kardi Firengi...

Gora Karn Wali Creme

Santa to Shopkeeper: Gora Karn Wali Creme Haigi, Tere Kol,
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai
Santa: Fer Saale Launda Kyun Ni, Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janda Haan.

Thursday, 7 April 2011

Dost Ni Badalde

Result Je Changa Hove:
Teacher: Hosiyar Jawak Hai
Maa: Rab Di Mehar Ho Gayi
Baapu: Putt Kihda Hai
Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye...

Rusult Je Kharab Hove:
Teacher: Padhai Ch Dhiyan Ni Siga
Maa: Agg Lagge Es Mobile Nu
Baapu: Laadan Ne Bigaad Deya
Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye...

Moral: Duniya Badal Jandi Hai Per Kade Dost Ni Badalde...

Ik Darzi

Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya
Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,
Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,
Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya...

Je Fer Nazar Aaya

Arz Karda Haan,
Ohna Di Gali To Gujre
Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,

Wah Ji Wah...

Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,
Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya...

Nag Panchami

A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.

Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?

Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagan Pee Lai.

Girlfriend Da Naa

Sante Ne Blade De Naal Apni Girlfriend Da Naa Apne Hath Te Likheya
5 Minute Baad Jor Jor Di Ron Lageya.

Banta: Oh Kahnu Ronda Oye?

Santa: Maitho Spelling Galat Ho Gayi Naa Di... ;) :-P

Friday, 1 April 2011

Baja Di Ghanti

Ik Nikka Jeha Baccha Badi Der Ton Ghar De Bahar Khadeya Darwaje Di Ghanti Bajaan Di Kosish Kar Reha Si,
Ik Buda Banda: Ki Karda Peya Puttar?
Baccha: Uncle Maithon Eh Ghanti Ni Baj Ho Rahi.
Buda Banda (Ghanti Baja Ke): Ae Lai Baja Di Ghanti...
Baccha: Hun Bhajj Lo...

Santa Translated is as

Santa is asked to translate a phrase in english:
"Dukh Hamesha Naal Rehnde Ne Per Khushi Aundi Jandi Rehendi Hai."
Santa Translated it as: My wife is always with me but her sister comes and goes.

Jazzy B Selling Coconuts on Hummer H2

Jazzy B Selling Coconuts on Hummer


Jazzy B selling coconuts on his Hummer H2

Bull Dog Wearing Glasses

Bull Dog Wearing Glasses on Back


Bull Dog Wearing Glasses on Back


Don't Laugh So Much and Don't Shy... Just write your comments!


 

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

5 Lakh Da Operation

Ik Doctor Ne Chhote Jehe Operation De 5 Lakh Rupeye Mang Laye...
Mareej Sun Ke Hairani Naal Boleya: Daactar Ji, Inne Paise Naal Taan Operation Ki, Ik Navi Car Aa Jayu...
Doctor: Ohi Taan Laini Aan.

Chewing Gum

Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Janda Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda?
Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu...
Banta: Main Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Reha Haan... Tainu Ki Keha?

Thursday, 24 March 2011

Folak Samet Kela

Ik Murakh Folak Samet Kela Kha Reha Si
Kisi Ne Keha, "Oye Bai, Avein Ni Khaida, Folak Laah Ke Khaida..."
Murakh: Folak Laahne Da Ki Faida, Mainu Changi Taran Pata Haiga,
Ehde Ander Kela Hi Hai Hor Kuch Ni Ho Sakda...

FM Radio Joke

Kudi - Mainu Ik Eho Ja Husband Chahida Jehda Mithiyan-Mithiyan Gallan Kare,
Hansi Mazaak Kare
Aur Raatan Nu Mainu Geet Sunave...
Ghantu: Tu Fer FM Radio Naal Veyah Kara Le... :)

Monday, 21 March 2011

Mahatma Gandhi

Mahatma Ghandhi Funny Picture


Mahatma Ghandhi - Funny Picture


By: Deep Nimana

Sarkari School De Bacche

Sarkari School De Bacche Kisi Nu
Ghaseet Ghaseet Ke School Lai Ke Ja Rahe San

IK Buzurag - Ehnu Shad Do Ae Aape School Aa Jayuga.

Bacche - Ae Student Nahi School Da Master Hai...

Friday, 18 March 2011

Ik Dere Wala Baba Joke

Ik Dere Wala Baba Bhagat Nu: Beta Tere Ghar Ch Bhootni Da Saya Hai
Bhagat: Babe Main Tainu Bada Maranga, Je Meri Wife De Baare Kuch Boelya...

Golu Cycle De Utte

Golu Cycle De Utte Ja Reha Si,
Raste Ch Ik Bhikhari Mileya, "Allah De Na Te Kuch De Davo..."
Golu Nu Tarash Aaya, "Chal Aa Cycle Te Bai, Tainu Garden Da Ik Chakkar De Devan."

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Sukh-Chain Di Saa

Question: Wo Kehdi Cheez Hai Jehdi Wife Apne Husband Nu Saari Umar Nai Lain Dindi?
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Hor Soch Lavo.
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Ans. - Sukh-Chain Di Saa... (Breath)

Golden Words By Hitler

Golden Words By Hitler:
If you can not fly, run.
If you can not run, Walk.
If you can not walk, crawl.
but keep moving...
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Santa:
Oye Eh Ta Theek Aa, Per Jana Kithe Hai?

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Sher Varga Kutta Joke

Santa: Tuhada Kutta Tan Sher Varga Ho Geya, Ki Khwande Ho Ehnu?

Banta: Oye, Eh Sher Hi Hai, Sala Pyar, Pyur De Chakkaran Ch Pai Geya, Sakhal Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Ae.
:D

Old Punjabi Lady on Bike

Old Punjabi Lady on Bike


Old Punjabi Lady Riding on Bike - Budhiya Di Sawari


Submitted: Raman Habitpuria

Miss Pooja Ex Boyfriend

Miss Pooja Boyfriend


Miss Pooja with her Boy friend

Please write your comments and submit your funny images to us.

Monday, 14 March 2011

Sohni Kudi SMS

Ek Sohni Kudi Ne Bada Nive Cut Da Blouse Paya Hoya Si,
Te Utte Gall Ch Hawai Jhaaj Da Loket Ghum Reha Si,
Ik Munda Bade Dhyaan Naal Dekhan Lag Peya,
Kudi Sharma Ji Gayi, Te Kehan Lagi, “Lagta Hai Tusi Kade Hawai Jahaj Nahi Dekhya?”
Munda Kehnda, “Hawai Jhaaj Taan Bade Dekhe Ne, Per Eho Jeha Airport Ni Dekhya?”

Saturday, 12 March 2011

Heart Da Mareej

Ik Premi Ohdi Premika Nu, “Tainu Dekhde Hi Meri Nashaa Ch Khoon Dauran Lag Painda Hai,
Akhan Ch Ajeeb Jehi Garmi Aa Jaandi Hai,
Sara Sareer Kamban Ja Lag Jaanda Hai Te Mera Dil Jor Jor Di Dhadkada Hai.”
Premika: “Tu Taan Yaar, Lagda Koi Heart Da Mareej Takkar Geya Mainu.”

Falling in Love Joke

Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Nu “I Love You” Kehnda Hai Te Gir Painda Hai,
Girlfriend: Ae Tusi Ki Kar Rahe Ho?
Boyfriend: I am Falling in Love.

Tufaan SMS

Gamman De Tufaan Ehoje Chale,
Assi Ikk Duje Toh Bichhad Gaye,
Hanju Bhi Saathon Puchhan Lage,
Tuhade Saathi Kithe Gaye?

Tamaatar SMS Joke

Ek Bhikari Ne Bus Stop Te Khade Bande Nu Keha,
“Sahab 2 Din Ton Bhukha Waan, Main 5 Rupeye De Do, Roti Khan Vaste.”
Banda Boleya, “Tamatar Khao!”
Bhikhari Thoda Hairan Hoke Kehan Lagga Sir, Roti Sasti Hai, Tamatar 40 Rupeye Kilo Ne.
Banda Fer Boleya, “Tamatar Khao!”
Bhikari, “Theek Hai Janab Fer Tamatar Vaste Hi De Davo 5 Rupeye.”
Banda Fer Gusse Ch Boleya, “Apna Tamatar Khao!”
Kol Khadeya Banda, Bhikhari Nu Boleya, “Eh Banda Tottala Hai, Eh Keh Reha Hai Ke, Kama Kar Khao.”

Ghanta SMS Joke

“Ghanta”
Ek Din Ka 24 Ghanta,
Usme 9 Sone Ke,
9 Kamaane Ke,
1 Travelling Ka,
1 Toilet Ka,
2 Khane Peene Ke,
2 Family Ke Liye,
Apne Liye Bacha Kya?
Ghanta!

Naukar Maalak SMS Joke

Maalak, “Main Ik Ghante Ton Bell Baja Reha Haan, Tainu Sunda Hi Nahi.”
Naukar: “Tusi Taan Maalak Ho Ji, Ik Ghanta Ki, Sara Din Bell Bajao, Thanu Kaun Rok Sakda Hai ?”

Taaki Vich Parde SMS

Wife Husband Nu: Taaki Vich Parde Lava Deyo,
Nava Gawandi Mainu Vekhan Di Kosish Karda Hai.
Husband: Ik Vaar Vekh Lain De,
Fer Aur Aapi Apne Parde Lava Lavega.

Changa Maal SMS Joke

Husband England Gaya Si Ohne Ghar Letter Paya, “Aje Main Ghaton Ghat 6 Mahine Ni Aa Sakda. Aithe Bada Changa Maal, Bade Saste Rate Ch Mil Reha Hai, Te Main Ohdi Kharid Dari Suru Kar Ditti Hai.”
Wife Ne Letter Da Jawab Ditta, “Main Sab Jaandiyan, Je Tu Eh Letter Milde Hi Vaapis Naa Aaya, Main Vi Aithe Ohi Bechna Suru Kar Dena Jehda Othe Karid Da Peya.”

Air Hostess SMS Joke

Ek Passenger Air-hostess Nu Kehnda: “Tuhadi Shakal Meri Wife Naal Bohut Mildi Hai.”
Airhostess Ohnu Jor Naal Thappad Mardi Hai.
Passenger: Aadat Taan Jama Hi Ose Vargi Hai Ji.

Ik Hotel SMS Joke

Husband Te Wife Ik Hotel Ch Gaye, Jadi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kitta.
Wife Ne Puchha, “Kaun Si Oh?”
Husband: Tu Mera Dimaakh Na Chatt,
Main Pehlan Hi Preshan Haan Ke Oh Vi Ehi Gall Puchhegi.

Girl Hostel Ch Pataake

Bacha: Mummy Aitki Aapan Saare Pataake Es Shop Ton Lavange,
Mummy: Na Mere Putter, Eh Taan Girl Hostel Hai, Pataakeyan Di Dukan Thode Aa.
Bacha: Paape Ne Taan Dasseya Si Saari Phul-Jharian, Te Pataake Aithe Hi Rehnde Ne.

Shaadi Se Pehle SMS

Husband to Wife: Kya Tumhara Shaadi Se Pehle Koi Boyfriend Tha?
Wife Chup Ho Jaati Hai…
Husband: Main Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjoon?
Wife: Pehle Gin To Loon, Tab Batayungi Na?

Jannat SMS Joke

Aaj Voh Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye,
Aaj Voh Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye,
Aur Unhe Dekh Humare Dil Se Awaj Nikli,
Fitte Moonh, Tussi Aithe Vi Aa Gaye...

Vaar Vaar Exams SMS Joke

Assi Jeonde Aan 1 Vaar
Assi Marde Aan 1 Vaar
Pyar 1 Vaar Hunda Ae
Veyah Vi 1 Vaar Hi Hunda Ae

Taan Fer Ne Saale Exams Var-Vaar Kyon?

“Jago Students, Jago Vai…”

Telescope Te Bihari Joke

Ik Banda Lambi Jehi Telescope Naal Asmaan Nu Dekh Reha Si,
Ik Bihari Dhyan Naal Usnu Dekh Reha Si,
Jadi Ik Tara Tuteya,
Bahiya Changaadeya, Wah Babu Ji, Kaa Nishana Lagaye Ho.

Murgi SMS Joke

Ikk Murgi Bazaar Vich Gayi Ke Kehn Lagi, Ik Anda De Devo.
Shopkeeper: Ande Da Tu Ki Karna Hai?
Murgi: Mere Pati Ne Keha Hai Ke,
RS. 2/- Pichhe Tu Apna Figure Kharab Na Kari.

Bhabhi SMS Jokes

Ik Vaar Bantu Raste Vich Chalde Chalde Ik Khote (Gadhe) De Agge Dig Peya.
Ose Time Ik Ladki Boldi Hai, “Apne Vadde Pra Da Ashirwad Le Reha Hai?”
Bantu: “Haanji Bhabhi Ji.”

Penture SMS Joke

Bantu: Teri Car Da Tyre Kivein Penture Hoeya?
Ghantu: Ik Daaru Di Bottle Isde Thale Aa Gayi Si.
Bantu: Tainu Bottle Nazar Ni Aayi Si.
Ghantu: Bottle Os Bande Di Jeb Vich Si, Jo Meri Gaddi De Thalle Aaya Si.

Breakan Fail SMS Joke

Bantu: Gaddi Di Speed Kaaton Vada Di Oye Tu?
Ghantu: Breakan Fail Ho Gayian Ne, Accident Hon Toh Pehlan Ghar Pahunch Javan.

Bra Panty SMS Joke

Lady - Time kya hua hai
Santa - Bra Panty
Lady ne khich k chaped maari, kenhdi ki bakvas kari janda ae.
Santa - Salie chaped kyon maari thik taan keh reha haan 12:35

After One Peg Santa SMS

Santa was working a MNC as an Executive. Today is his meeting with CEO.

Santa went inside the cabin and Asked the permission to sit. But CEO said its been 1 pm
You Plz go outside Kuch kha pee kar aa jao.
Santa Back
Santa– Entered in the cabin Pulled a chair set on that and put his leg on the table at front of Boss. Chall Officra duss ki gall a hunn kehda nawa syapa pauna hega.
Boss—Santa behave yourself
Santa—Kehda behave oe khote deya puttra pehla kenda khaa pee k a te fer behave.Chall chadd a le ik pegg tu v maar le fer vekh ki hunda.

Agg Punjabi SMS

Ik Building Vich Agg Lag Payi,
Sante Ne Ik Dum Agg Ch Chhlaang La Diti,
Te Chaar Bandeyan Nu Bahar Khich Leyaya,
Santa Bada Khush Hoya,
Par Agle Din Ohnu Police Fad Ke Lai Gayi,
Pata Chaleya, Oh Chaar Bande Fire Brigade Wale Si.

Purani Gall SMS Joke

Santa Ik Din Kothe Utte Khadeya Si Te Sochda-Sochda Boleya,
“Yaar Bachpan Vich Main 10vi Manzil Ton Kud Geya Si”.
Banta: Fer Bach Geya Si Jaa Mar Gaya Si,
Santa: Pata Nahi Yaar Badi Purani Gall Hai.

Santa Sali Punjabi Joke

Teacher: ” Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi”, Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh.

Bhua Fuffarh Punjabi Joke

Girl To Teacher: Sir, Class De Sare Munde Mainu Bhua-Bhua Kehnde Ne.
Teacher: Kon Kon Ehnu Bhua Kehnda Hai, Hath Khada Karo?
Sante To Bina Sab Ne Hath Khada Kar Lita,
Teacher: Sante, Tu Ehnu Bhua Nahi Kehda?
Santa: Sir, Mein Te Ehna Sab Da Fuffarh Haan.

Dard Punjabi Joke

Ik Bande De Sir Ch Te Teedh Ch Dard Ho Gaya,
Oh Doctor Kol Ja Ke Kehnda, “Doctor Sahab Ji Mere Sir Ch Vi Dard Hai Te Mere Teedh (Pet) Ch Vi Dard Ho Reha Hai. Koi Changi Jehi Dawai De Davo.”
Doctor Ne Ohnu 2 Battiyan (Tablets) Dittiyan Te Kehan Laga, “Eh Kha Le 1 Ghante Vich Theek Ho Jayuga.”
Bande Socha Ch Pai Gaya, Te Hairan Ho Ke Puchhan Lageya, “Doctor Ji Battiyan Nu Kive Pata Laguga Ke Kehdi Nu Sir Ch Jana Hai Te Kehdi Nu Deedh Ch Rehna Hai”

Bahiya Punjabi Joke

Bahiya: Kal Mainu 10 Lokan Ne Kuteya.
Bahiyan: Fer Tu Ki Kita?
Bahiya: Main Keha Saalo Kalle-Kalle Karke Aa Jao.
Bahiyan: Fer?
Bahiya: Phir Kya, Ek-Ek Ne Dobara Kutteya.

Bhikhari Te Girlfriend

Bhikhari: Saab, Coffee Peen Vaste 20 Rs De Do.
Saab: Par Coffee Te 10 Rs Di Aandi Ae
Bhikhari: Naal Girlfriend Vi Ae
Saab: Wah! Bhikhari Ho Ke Girlfriend Vi Bana Lai Ae
Bhikhari: Nahi Saab, Girlfriend Ne Bhikhari Bana Dita Ae

Friday, 11 March 2011

Sardar Bus Conductor

Sardar Conductor: Kithe Jana Ae?
Bhayia (Bihari): Anandpur
Sardar Conductor Bhaiye Nu Chaper Marke Kehnda: Anandpur Sahib Keh.
Sardar Conductor Agge Vadeya Uthe Dusra Bhayia Darda Hoya Aape Boleya: Ji Main Ropar Sahib Jana Ae.
Sardar Ne Khich Ke Chaper Maari Te Keha, Ropar Sahib Tere Peo Ne Banaya Hai.