Wednesday, 30 March 2011

5 Lakh Da Operation

Ik Doctor Ne Chhote Jehe Operation De 5 Lakh Rupeye Mang Laye...
Mareej Sun Ke Hairani Naal Boleya: Daactar Ji, Inne Paise Naal Taan Operation Ki, Ik Navi Car Aa Jayu...
Doctor: Ohi Taan Laini Aan.

Chewing Gum

Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Janda Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda?
Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu...
Banta: Main Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Reha Haan... Tainu Ki Keha?

Thursday, 24 March 2011

Folak Samet Kela

Ik Murakh Folak Samet Kela Kha Reha Si
Kisi Ne Keha, "Oye Bai, Avein Ni Khaida, Folak Laah Ke Khaida..."
Murakh: Folak Laahne Da Ki Faida, Mainu Changi Taran Pata Haiga,
Ehde Ander Kela Hi Hai Hor Kuch Ni Ho Sakda...

FM Radio Joke

Kudi - Mainu Ik Eho Ja Husband Chahida Jehda Mithiyan-Mithiyan Gallan Kare,
Hansi Mazaak Kare
Aur Raatan Nu Mainu Geet Sunave...
Ghantu: Tu Fer FM Radio Naal Veyah Kara Le... :)

Monday, 21 March 2011

Mahatma Gandhi

Mahatma Ghandhi Funny Picture


Mahatma Ghandhi - Funny Picture


By: Deep Nimana

Sarkari School De Bacche

Sarkari School De Bacche Kisi Nu
Ghaseet Ghaseet Ke School Lai Ke Ja Rahe San

IK Buzurag - Ehnu Shad Do Ae Aape School Aa Jayuga.

Bacche - Ae Student Nahi School Da Master Hai...

Friday, 18 March 2011

Ik Dere Wala Baba Joke

Ik Dere Wala Baba Bhagat Nu: Beta Tere Ghar Ch Bhootni Da Saya Hai
Bhagat: Babe Main Tainu Bada Maranga, Je Meri Wife De Baare Kuch Boelya...

Golu Cycle De Utte

Golu Cycle De Utte Ja Reha Si,
Raste Ch Ik Bhikhari Mileya, "Allah De Na Te Kuch De Davo..."
Golu Nu Tarash Aaya, "Chal Aa Cycle Te Bai, Tainu Garden Da Ik Chakkar De Devan."

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Sukh-Chain Di Saa

Question: Wo Kehdi Cheez Hai Jehdi Wife Apne Husband Nu Saari Umar Nai Lain Dindi?
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Ans. - Sukh-Chain Di Saa... (Breath)

Golden Words By Hitler

Golden Words By Hitler:
If you can not fly, run.
If you can not run, Walk.
If you can not walk, crawl.
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Santa:
Oye Eh Ta Theek Aa, Per Jana Kithe Hai?

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Sher Varga Kutta Joke

Santa: Tuhada Kutta Tan Sher Varga Ho Geya, Ki Khwande Ho Ehnu?

Banta: Oye, Eh Sher Hi Hai, Sala Pyar, Pyur De Chakkaran Ch Pai Geya, Sakhal Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Ae.
:D

Old Punjabi Lady on Bike

Old Punjabi Lady on Bike


Old Punjabi Lady Riding on Bike - Budhiya Di Sawari


Submitted: Raman Habitpuria

Miss Pooja Ex Boyfriend

Miss Pooja Boyfriend


Miss Pooja with her Boy friend

Please write your comments and submit your funny images to us.

Monday, 14 March 2011

Sohni Kudi SMS

Ek Sohni Kudi Ne Bada Nive Cut Da Blouse Paya Hoya Si,
Te Utte Gall Ch Hawai Jhaaj Da Loket Ghum Reha Si,
Ik Munda Bade Dhyaan Naal Dekhan Lag Peya,
Kudi Sharma Ji Gayi, Te Kehan Lagi, “Lagta Hai Tusi Kade Hawai Jahaj Nahi Dekhya?”
Munda Kehnda, “Hawai Jhaaj Taan Bade Dekhe Ne, Per Eho Jeha Airport Ni Dekhya?”

Saturday, 12 March 2011

Heart Da Mareej

Ik Premi Ohdi Premika Nu, “Tainu Dekhde Hi Meri Nashaa Ch Khoon Dauran Lag Painda Hai,
Akhan Ch Ajeeb Jehi Garmi Aa Jaandi Hai,
Sara Sareer Kamban Ja Lag Jaanda Hai Te Mera Dil Jor Jor Di Dhadkada Hai.”
Premika: “Tu Taan Yaar, Lagda Koi Heart Da Mareej Takkar Geya Mainu.”

Falling in Love Joke

Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Nu “I Love You” Kehnda Hai Te Gir Painda Hai,
Girlfriend: Ae Tusi Ki Kar Rahe Ho?
Boyfriend: I am Falling in Love.

Tufaan SMS

Gamman De Tufaan Ehoje Chale,
Assi Ikk Duje Toh Bichhad Gaye,
Hanju Bhi Saathon Puchhan Lage,
Tuhade Saathi Kithe Gaye?

Tamaatar SMS Joke

Ek Bhikari Ne Bus Stop Te Khade Bande Nu Keha,
“Sahab 2 Din Ton Bhukha Waan, Main 5 Rupeye De Do, Roti Khan Vaste.”
Banda Boleya, “Tamatar Khao!”
Bhikhari Thoda Hairan Hoke Kehan Lagga Sir, Roti Sasti Hai, Tamatar 40 Rupeye Kilo Ne.
Banda Fer Boleya, “Tamatar Khao!”
Bhikari, “Theek Hai Janab Fer Tamatar Vaste Hi De Davo 5 Rupeye.”
Banda Fer Gusse Ch Boleya, “Apna Tamatar Khao!”
Kol Khadeya Banda, Bhikhari Nu Boleya, “Eh Banda Tottala Hai, Eh Keh Reha Hai Ke, Kama Kar Khao.”

Ghanta SMS Joke

“Ghanta”
Ek Din Ka 24 Ghanta,
Usme 9 Sone Ke,
9 Kamaane Ke,
1 Travelling Ka,
1 Toilet Ka,
2 Khane Peene Ke,
2 Family Ke Liye,
Apne Liye Bacha Kya?
Ghanta!

Naukar Maalak SMS Joke

Maalak, “Main Ik Ghante Ton Bell Baja Reha Haan, Tainu Sunda Hi Nahi.”
Naukar: “Tusi Taan Maalak Ho Ji, Ik Ghanta Ki, Sara Din Bell Bajao, Thanu Kaun Rok Sakda Hai ?”

Taaki Vich Parde SMS

Wife Husband Nu: Taaki Vich Parde Lava Deyo,
Nava Gawandi Mainu Vekhan Di Kosish Karda Hai.
Husband: Ik Vaar Vekh Lain De,
Fer Aur Aapi Apne Parde Lava Lavega.

Changa Maal SMS Joke

Husband England Gaya Si Ohne Ghar Letter Paya, “Aje Main Ghaton Ghat 6 Mahine Ni Aa Sakda. Aithe Bada Changa Maal, Bade Saste Rate Ch Mil Reha Hai, Te Main Ohdi Kharid Dari Suru Kar Ditti Hai.”
Wife Ne Letter Da Jawab Ditta, “Main Sab Jaandiyan, Je Tu Eh Letter Milde Hi Vaapis Naa Aaya, Main Vi Aithe Ohi Bechna Suru Kar Dena Jehda Othe Karid Da Peya.”

Air Hostess SMS Joke

Ek Passenger Air-hostess Nu Kehnda: “Tuhadi Shakal Meri Wife Naal Bohut Mildi Hai.”
Airhostess Ohnu Jor Naal Thappad Mardi Hai.
Passenger: Aadat Taan Jama Hi Ose Vargi Hai Ji.

Ik Hotel SMS Joke

Husband Te Wife Ik Hotel Ch Gaye, Jadi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kitta.
Wife Ne Puchha, “Kaun Si Oh?”
Husband: Tu Mera Dimaakh Na Chatt,
Main Pehlan Hi Preshan Haan Ke Oh Vi Ehi Gall Puchhegi.

Girl Hostel Ch Pataake

Bacha: Mummy Aitki Aapan Saare Pataake Es Shop Ton Lavange,
Mummy: Na Mere Putter, Eh Taan Girl Hostel Hai, Pataakeyan Di Dukan Thode Aa.
Bacha: Paape Ne Taan Dasseya Si Saari Phul-Jharian, Te Pataake Aithe Hi Rehnde Ne.

Shaadi Se Pehle SMS

Husband to Wife: Kya Tumhara Shaadi Se Pehle Koi Boyfriend Tha?
Wife Chup Ho Jaati Hai…
Husband: Main Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjoon?
Wife: Pehle Gin To Loon, Tab Batayungi Na?

Jannat SMS Joke

Aaj Voh Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye,
Aaj Voh Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye,
Aur Unhe Dekh Humare Dil Se Awaj Nikli,
Fitte Moonh, Tussi Aithe Vi Aa Gaye...

Vaar Vaar Exams SMS Joke

Assi Jeonde Aan 1 Vaar
Assi Marde Aan 1 Vaar
Pyar 1 Vaar Hunda Ae
Veyah Vi 1 Vaar Hi Hunda Ae

Taan Fer Ne Saale Exams Var-Vaar Kyon?

“Jago Students, Jago Vai…”

Telescope Te Bihari Joke

Ik Banda Lambi Jehi Telescope Naal Asmaan Nu Dekh Reha Si,
Ik Bihari Dhyan Naal Usnu Dekh Reha Si,
Jadi Ik Tara Tuteya,
Bahiya Changaadeya, Wah Babu Ji, Kaa Nishana Lagaye Ho.

Murgi SMS Joke

Ikk Murgi Bazaar Vich Gayi Ke Kehn Lagi, Ik Anda De Devo.
Shopkeeper: Ande Da Tu Ki Karna Hai?
Murgi: Mere Pati Ne Keha Hai Ke,
RS. 2/- Pichhe Tu Apna Figure Kharab Na Kari.

Bhabhi SMS Jokes

Ik Vaar Bantu Raste Vich Chalde Chalde Ik Khote (Gadhe) De Agge Dig Peya.
Ose Time Ik Ladki Boldi Hai, “Apne Vadde Pra Da Ashirwad Le Reha Hai?”
Bantu: “Haanji Bhabhi Ji.”

Penture SMS Joke

Bantu: Teri Car Da Tyre Kivein Penture Hoeya?
Ghantu: Ik Daaru Di Bottle Isde Thale Aa Gayi Si.
Bantu: Tainu Bottle Nazar Ni Aayi Si.
Ghantu: Bottle Os Bande Di Jeb Vich Si, Jo Meri Gaddi De Thalle Aaya Si.

Breakan Fail SMS Joke

Bantu: Gaddi Di Speed Kaaton Vada Di Oye Tu?
Ghantu: Breakan Fail Ho Gayian Ne, Accident Hon Toh Pehlan Ghar Pahunch Javan.

Bra Panty SMS Joke

Lady - Time kya hua hai
Santa - Bra Panty
Lady ne khich k chaped maari, kenhdi ki bakvas kari janda ae.
Santa - Salie chaped kyon maari thik taan keh reha haan 12:35

After One Peg Santa SMS

Santa was working a MNC as an Executive. Today is his meeting with CEO.

Santa went inside the cabin and Asked the permission to sit. But CEO said its been 1 pm
You Plz go outside Kuch kha pee kar aa jao.
Santa Back
Santa– Entered in the cabin Pulled a chair set on that and put his leg on the table at front of Boss. Chall Officra duss ki gall a hunn kehda nawa syapa pauna hega.
Boss—Santa behave yourself
Santa—Kehda behave oe khote deya puttra pehla kenda khaa pee k a te fer behave.Chall chadd a le ik pegg tu v maar le fer vekh ki hunda.

Agg Punjabi SMS

Ik Building Vich Agg Lag Payi,
Sante Ne Ik Dum Agg Ch Chhlaang La Diti,
Te Chaar Bandeyan Nu Bahar Khich Leyaya,
Santa Bada Khush Hoya,
Par Agle Din Ohnu Police Fad Ke Lai Gayi,
Pata Chaleya, Oh Chaar Bande Fire Brigade Wale Si.

Purani Gall SMS Joke

Santa Ik Din Kothe Utte Khadeya Si Te Sochda-Sochda Boleya,
“Yaar Bachpan Vich Main 10vi Manzil Ton Kud Geya Si”.
Banta: Fer Bach Geya Si Jaa Mar Gaya Si,
Santa: Pata Nahi Yaar Badi Purani Gall Hai.

Santa Sali Punjabi Joke

Teacher: ” Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi”, Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh.

Bhua Fuffarh Punjabi Joke

Girl To Teacher: Sir, Class De Sare Munde Mainu Bhua-Bhua Kehnde Ne.
Teacher: Kon Kon Ehnu Bhua Kehnda Hai, Hath Khada Karo?
Sante To Bina Sab Ne Hath Khada Kar Lita,
Teacher: Sante, Tu Ehnu Bhua Nahi Kehda?
Santa: Sir, Mein Te Ehna Sab Da Fuffarh Haan.

Dard Punjabi Joke

Ik Bande De Sir Ch Te Teedh Ch Dard Ho Gaya,
Oh Doctor Kol Ja Ke Kehnda, “Doctor Sahab Ji Mere Sir Ch Vi Dard Hai Te Mere Teedh (Pet) Ch Vi Dard Ho Reha Hai. Koi Changi Jehi Dawai De Davo.”
Doctor Ne Ohnu 2 Battiyan (Tablets) Dittiyan Te Kehan Laga, “Eh Kha Le 1 Ghante Vich Theek Ho Jayuga.”
Bande Socha Ch Pai Gaya, Te Hairan Ho Ke Puchhan Lageya, “Doctor Ji Battiyan Nu Kive Pata Laguga Ke Kehdi Nu Sir Ch Jana Hai Te Kehdi Nu Deedh Ch Rehna Hai”

Bahiya Punjabi Joke

Bahiya: Kal Mainu 10 Lokan Ne Kuteya.
Bahiyan: Fer Tu Ki Kita?
Bahiya: Main Keha Saalo Kalle-Kalle Karke Aa Jao.
Bahiyan: Fer?
Bahiya: Phir Kya, Ek-Ek Ne Dobara Kutteya.

Bhikhari Te Girlfriend

Bhikhari: Saab, Coffee Peen Vaste 20 Rs De Do.
Saab: Par Coffee Te 10 Rs Di Aandi Ae
Bhikhari: Naal Girlfriend Vi Ae
Saab: Wah! Bhikhari Ho Ke Girlfriend Vi Bana Lai Ae
Bhikhari: Nahi Saab, Girlfriend Ne Bhikhari Bana Dita Ae

Friday, 11 March 2011

Sardar Bus Conductor

Sardar Conductor: Kithe Jana Ae?
Bhayia (Bihari): Anandpur
Sardar Conductor Bhaiye Nu Chaper Marke Kehnda: Anandpur Sahib Keh.
Sardar Conductor Agge Vadeya Uthe Dusra Bhayia Darda Hoya Aape Boleya: Ji Main Ropar Sahib Jana Ae.
Sardar Ne Khich Ke Chaper Maari Te Keha, Ropar Sahib Tere Peo Ne Banaya Hai.