Thursday, 28 April 2011

Sante Di Nuh Darshan

Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya
Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:
"Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu"...
Sante Di Nuh Da Na "Darshan Rani" Si
Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya
Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga
"Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di"

By Manjeet Singh Bhatti
kaka2022@gmail.com

Wednesday, 27 April 2011

Kudi Da Purse Chori

Cinema Hall Ch Babbu Maan Di Film Dekh Deyan
Ek Sohni Jehi Kudi Da Purse Chori Ho Geya
Kudi Ne Punjab Police Nu Purse Chori Di Report Darz Karai.
Thanedar Ne Pucheya, "Madam, Tuhada Purse Kithe Chori Hoya Si."
Oh Boli, "Cinema Hall Ch."
Thanedar Ne Fer Pucheya, "Mera Matlab Hai Chor Ne Tohada Purse Kithe To Chori Kitta..."
Kudi, "Mere Blouse Ton."
Thanedar, "Ki Gall Kar Rahi Hai, Ohne Tuhadey Blouse Ton Purse Kaddeya, Tuhanu Pata Vi Ni Chaleya...?"
Kudi Sharmande Hoyi Boli, "Sir Mainu Ki Pata Si Ke Oh Mera Purse Kadd Reha Ae..."

Kudi Chandigarh Degree

Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C
Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
Tan Usne Keha Meri
Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai...

- Rahpal
babbugroup@gmail.com

Friday, 22 April 2011

Saffar Te Tent

Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See
Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye
Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa
Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai

- Bhatti Singh
kaka.2022@yahoo.com

Monday, 18 April 2011

Pappu Fail Ho Gaya

Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai.
Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya...

Majj Te Khota

Ikk Majj Khote De Utte Chad Gayi
Khota: Ae Ki Kar Rahi Hain?
Majj Boli, Main Taan Majaak Kita Si...
Khota: Main Majaak Karanga Taa Panchaytan Kardi Firengi...

Gora Karn Wali Creme

Santa to Shopkeeper: Gora Karn Wali Creme Haigi, Tere Kol,
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai
Santa: Fer Saale Launda Kyun Ni, Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janda Haan.

Thursday, 7 April 2011

Dost Ni Badalde

Result Je Changa Hove:
Teacher: Hosiyar Jawak Hai
Maa: Rab Di Mehar Ho Gayi
Baapu: Putt Kihda Hai
Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye...

Rusult Je Kharab Hove:
Teacher: Padhai Ch Dhiyan Ni Siga
Maa: Agg Lagge Es Mobile Nu
Baapu: Laadan Ne Bigaad Deya
Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye...

Moral: Duniya Badal Jandi Hai Per Kade Dost Ni Badalde...

Ik Darzi

Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya
Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,
Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,
Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya...

Je Fer Nazar Aaya

Arz Karda Haan,
Ohna Di Gali To Gujre
Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,

Wah Ji Wah...

Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,
Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya...

Nag Panchami

A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.

Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?

Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagan Pee Lai.

Girlfriend Da Naa

Sante Ne Blade De Naal Apni Girlfriend Da Naa Apne Hath Te Likheya
5 Minute Baad Jor Jor Di Ron Lageya.

Banta: Oh Kahnu Ronda Oye?

Santa: Maitho Spelling Galat Ho Gayi Naa Di... ;) :-P

Friday, 1 April 2011

Baja Di Ghanti

Ik Nikka Jeha Baccha Badi Der Ton Ghar De Bahar Khadeya Darwaje Di Ghanti Bajaan Di Kosish Kar Reha Si,
Ik Buda Banda: Ki Karda Peya Puttar?
Baccha: Uncle Maithon Eh Ghanti Ni Baj Ho Rahi.
Buda Banda (Ghanti Baja Ke): Ae Lai Baja Di Ghanti...
Baccha: Hun Bhajj Lo...

Santa Translated is as

Santa is asked to translate a phrase in english:
"Dukh Hamesha Naal Rehnde Ne Per Khushi Aundi Jandi Rehendi Hai."
Santa Translated it as: My wife is always with me but her sister comes and goes.

Jazzy B Selling Coconuts on Hummer H2

Jazzy B Selling Coconuts on Hummer


Jazzy B selling coconuts on his Hummer H2

Bull Dog Wearing Glasses

Bull Dog Wearing Glasses on Back


Bull Dog Wearing Glasses on Back


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