Friday, 30 November 2012

Suno Ji

wife : suno ji ! is hafte film dekhange te agle hafte puri shopping karange,
Husband : ohton agle hafte assi mandir javange,
Wife : oh kyun...?
Husband : bheekh mangange....

BJP Congress Parchar

Ik Munde Ne Ek Kudi Nu Kamal Da Phull Vekhaya,
Kudi Ne Ohnu Ik Jordar Chaped Maari,
Munda Bolya, Main Tan BJP Da Parchar Kar Reha Si,
Tu Menu Kyu Maarya?
Kudi Boli, Main Congress Da Parchar Kar Rahi Han..

Tuesday, 9 October 2012

Mehmaan Te Mejban

Mehmaan, "Main Jad Vi Tuhade Ghar Te Aake Khana Khanda Han, Tan Tuhada Kutta Mainu Lagatar Ghoorda Rehenda Hai, Ehnu Koi Bimari Tan Ni Hai?"

Mejban Da Baccha: Uncle Jee, Oh Apni Plate Nu Changi Taranh Pachhaanda Hai. :D

Ik Jameendar

Ik Jameendar Apne Ristedar Te Fukri Marda Hoya Kehenda Hai: Jad Main Savere Savere Car Ch Apni Jameena Dekhan Layi Janda Han Tan Sanjh Tak Vi Poori Jameen Nhi Dekh Paunda.
Rishtedar: Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabadi Nu Bech Ditti Si.

Monday, 1 October 2012

Gandhi Te Nehru

Ek War Gandhi Te Nehru Di Ladai Ho Jandi Hai,
Gandhi To Nehru: Sare Jahan Se Accha Nehru De Pet Wich Baccha.
Nehru To Gandhi: Vandey Matram Gandhi Sala Takla Besharam...

Sunday, 30 September 2012

Santa Nadi Ch Digg Peya

Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai... :D

Sunday, 9 September 2012

Angrej vs. Jatt

Ik var di gal hai Ik jatt te ik angrej
train vich safar kar rahe hunde ne
angrej ohnu kehnda main tenu ik poem snauna
jatt kehnda thik aa
angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are?
fer angrej kehnda hun tu suna
jatt nu kush samaj ta lagdi ni par oh snaun lagda te kehnda
Tinde-Tinde Amb da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

Nava Mobile Sim

Wife Ne Ik Nava Mobile Sim Kharidya,
Husband Nu Surprise Den Layi, Ohne Kitchen Ch Jaake Call Karya, "Hiii Darling".
Husband: Call you later, Darling, The devil is near in Kitchen...

Husband Di Lottery

Husband to Wife: Je Meri Naukari Nikal Jave Tan Tu Ki Karengi?
Badi Soch Vichar Ton Baad - Wife: Main Adhe Paise Laike Tenu Chhadd Devnagi...
Husband: Meri 100 Rupye Di Lottery Nikali Hai, Aa Fad 50 Rupye Te Dafa Hoja...

Saturday, 4 August 2012

Do Amli Joke

Do amli
pelha amli duze amli nu: kal tenu eni maar kiyo pyi.
duza amli: kal yaar viyah vich boli galt pa geyi c,
pelha amli: kehri?
duza amli: bari basi khatn geya c khat ke leaandi taar, bhangra ta sajda
je nachan kudi de yaar.

munda te kudi park ch

Ik munda te kudi park ch ik darkhat de piche lukke baithe si,
Ik bujarg aa ke kehenda: beta kya ye hamari sanskiriti hai?
Munda: na na uncle jee, eh tan pooja haigi, tusi kise hor pede the pichhe labh lo...

bathroom ch mehfil

Girl: tusi bada sohna gaaunde ho,
Boy: main sunya tusi vi bada sohna gaa lainde ho,
Girl: oh tan main bas bathroom singer han,
Boy: tan fer kadi bulao othe hi mehfil lavange. ;)

hotel waiter

Costumer raat nu hotel vich ja ke waiter nu kehnda: surili jehi chah
bana ke lya, miss pooja vargi.
Waiter: sir, ethe majh da dudh milda miss pooja da ni.

Friday, 4 May 2012

Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Mai Kya Kru

Boy Tujh Me Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Mai Kya Kru?
Girl: Daran Kar,
Pooja Kar,
Ashirwad Le,
Prasad Kha,
Aur Aage Nikal Pichhe Aur Bhi Bhakt Khade Hai...

- Ajeet Singh

1 Kanjoos

1 Kanjoos Apne Bachchon Se Bola,
Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Hayega Use 5 Rs Dunga,
Bachche 5-5 Rs. Lekar So Gaye,
Subah Bola Jo 5-5 Rs. Dega Use Hi Khana Milega...

- Ajeet Singh

Thursday, 26 April 2012

Punjabi Baccha

Ek Doctor Punjabi Bacche De Pair De Taanke Kattne Aaya,
Dr. - Beta Who Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya,
Baccha - Tu Saleya Thale Dekh, Pair Na Wadd Davi,
Lagda Chidi Da Mama...

ਇਕ ਡਾਕਟਰ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਬੱਚੇ ਦੇ ਪੈਰ ਦੇ ਟਾਂਕੇ ਕੱਟਣ ਆਯਾ,
ਡਾਕਟਰ: ਬੇਟਾ ਵੋਹ ਦੇਖੋ ਉਪਰ ਸੋਨੇ ਕੀ ਚਿੜਿਯਾ,
ਬੱਚਾ: ਤੂ ਸਾਲੇਯਾ ਥੱਲੇ ਦੇਖ, ਪੈਰ ਨਾ ਵੱਡ ਦਵਿੰ,
ਲਾਦ੍ਗਾ ਚਿੜੀ ਦਾ ਮਾਮਾ !

- Kunal

Saturday, 25 February 2012

Are you Relaxing?

SANTA ek bar beach par gaya to lok us se push ne lage ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur SANTA bola ki NO I AM SANTA.

to SANTE ne dekha ki ek admi ro raha tha to SANTE ne kaha ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?

Aur admi ne kaha ki YES, I AM RELAXING to SANTE ne jor se
uske gaal par thappad mareya?

aur admi ne kaha ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME?

aur sante ne kaha ki sari beach par lok tujhe dund rehe he aur tu yaha
betha hai?

Friday, 10 February 2012

Aashiq Khandaani

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,

Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,

Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne...

Saturday, 28 January 2012

Ghar Di Chaabi

Shunty:rab mainu i nottan naal bhariya ghar de de!
Pappu :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Pinku :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chaabi de dyi.

Frogs Chatting

Frogs Chatting...

Frog 1 -Tur
Frog 2 -TurTur

Frog 1 -TurTurTur
Frog 2-TurTurTurTur

Frog 1-Tur Tur Tur
Frog 2-KUR KUR KUR

Frog1 - Kann Te Marni Main Chaped, Topic Change Na Kar... Tur Tur Tur.. :p

Unknown Call

Unknown Call:
He: hey! Hello! Does u have a bf?
SHE: Yes! Who r u?
HE: Tera bhai… ruk kamini ghar ata hun teri dhulai karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: ohh! no no i dont have.. who r u?
HE: Im ur BF cheat u broke mah heart.
SHE: Oh Darling sorry i thought u r my brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera bhai hi hu..
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai tu nahi bachegi!

- Navdeep

Friday, 20 January 2012

Munda Mitti Khanda Hai

Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai...

- Raj