Saturday, 4 August 2012

Do Amli Joke

Do amli
pelha amli duze amli nu: kal tenu eni maar kiyo pyi.
duza amli: kal yaar viyah vich boli galt pa geyi c,
pelha amli: kehri?
duza amli: bari basi khatn geya c khat ke leaandi taar, bhangra ta sajda
je nachan kudi de yaar.

munda te kudi park ch

Ik munda te kudi park ch ik darkhat de piche lukke baithe si,
Ik bujarg aa ke kehenda: beta kya ye hamari sanskiriti hai?
Munda: na na uncle jee, eh tan pooja haigi, tusi kise hor pede the pichhe labh lo...

bathroom ch mehfil

Girl: tusi bada sohna gaaunde ho,
Boy: main sunya tusi vi bada sohna gaa lainde ho,
Girl: oh tan main bas bathroom singer han,
Boy: tan fer kadi bulao othe hi mehfil lavange. ;)

hotel waiter

Costumer raat nu hotel vich ja ke waiter nu kehnda: surili jehi chah
bana ke lya, miss pooja vargi.
Waiter: sir, ethe majh da dudh milda miss pooja da ni.