Sunday, 30 September 2012

Santa Nadi Ch Digg Peya

Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai... :D

Sunday, 9 September 2012

Angrej vs. Jatt

Ik var di gal hai Ik jatt te ik angrej
train vich safar kar rahe hunde ne
angrej ohnu kehnda main tenu ik poem snauna
jatt kehnda thik aa
angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are?
fer angrej kehnda hun tu suna
jatt nu kush samaj ta lagdi ni par oh snaun lagda te kehnda
Tinde-Tinde Amb da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

Nava Mobile Sim

Wife Ne Ik Nava Mobile Sim Kharidya,
Husband Nu Surprise Den Layi, Ohne Kitchen Ch Jaake Call Karya, "Hiii Darling".
Husband: Call you later, Darling, The devil is near in Kitchen...

Husband Di Lottery

Husband to Wife: Je Meri Naukari Nikal Jave Tan Tu Ki Karengi?
Badi Soch Vichar Ton Baad - Wife: Main Adhe Paise Laike Tenu Chhadd Devnagi...
Husband: Meri 100 Rupye Di Lottery Nikali Hai, Aa Fad 50 Rupye Te Dafa Hoja...