Friday, 30 November 2012

Suno Ji

wife : suno ji ! is hafte film dekhange te agle hafte puri shopping karange,
Husband : ohton agle hafte assi mandir javange,
Wife : oh kyun...?
Husband : bheekh mangange....

BJP Congress Parchar

Ik Munde Ne Ek Kudi Nu Kamal Da Phull Vekhaya,
Kudi Ne Ohnu Ik Jordar Chaped Maari,
Munda Bolya, Main Tan BJP Da Parchar Kar Reha Si,
Tu Menu Kyu Maarya?
Kudi Boli, Main Congress Da Parchar Kar Rahi Han..