Wednesday, 13 February 2013

Funny Joke in Punjabi - Tivi Te Baba

Ik Tivi Babe De Kol Ja Ke Kehendi,
"Baba Jee, Mere Aadmi Menu Ghar Aunde Saar Maarna Peetna Suru Kar Dinda Hai",
Baba Kehenda, "Aah Lai Taabeez, Jad Vi Tera Gharwala, Ghar Aave, Ehnu Apne Moonh Ch Paa Lavi Te,
Te Thodi Der Munh Na Kholi",
7 Din Baad Tivi Khush Hundi Hoyi, Fer Babe Kol Gyi,
Kehendi, "Baba Jee Kamaal Ho Gya, Jad Tak Main Tabeez Nu Munh Ch Rakhdi Han, Oh Menu Kuch Ni Kehenda"
Baba Kehenda, "Beta, Aa Tabeez Da Ni Teri Jubaan Band Rakhan Da Fayda Hai..."

29 comments:

  1. Jinna tussi lamba likheya e je funny v hunda te mzaa a janda .......

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  3. Understand peoples . Nice joke

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  4. Ek dost dusre dost se:- yaar tere ghar letring bani hai.
    dusra dost han yaar bani hai: our tere ghar main
    phela dost :- nahi yaar mere ghar main toh daal chawal bana hai !

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  5. Hi. Helo kujh tan kehlo.

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  6. Ek lady doctar se:- doctar sahab mere hoton pe infaction ho gya hai !
    doctar:- kiss kitni bar karti ho,
    lady:- saal main ek bar
    doctar:- infactio nahi jang lag gya hai !

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  7. i am very like this pages .


    Pehla pehla pyar hmesan
    jad tutda aadh vichkarre
    sarri umar nahi bhulda
    aarie eeh dil peya bhubban mare....

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  8. eee duniya wang sra jape..
    kai challe jande kai aa jande...
    kai fulla naal v nai nibde kai
    kaddean naal nibha jande..









    Maan

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  9. asi wang musafiran tur jana
    teri mehfil sadda aabad rahe
    dhoo chaar hanju waha devi
    je tenu saddi yaad rahe........

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  10. Viyah de 10 saal baad husband ne wife nu bade pyaar naal puchia"jaanu ena 10 saalan ch tu $ex nu sab to jyada kadon enjoy kita ?"
    Wife sharmande hoe"odon jadon tussi jallandhar gaye c !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. gagan nangal (army)8 March 2015 at 06:47

    ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਇਕ ਅਮਲੀ ਦਾ ਰੇਡੀਓ ਖਰਾਬ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ
    ਓਹ ਆਪ ਈ ਖੋਲ ਕੇ ਬਹਿ ਜਾਦਾ
    ਤੇ ਵਿਚ ਇਕ ਚੂਹੀ ਬੇਹੋਸ ਪਈ ਸੀ
    ਅਮਲੀ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਗੀਤ ਸਵਾਹ ਚਲਣੇ ਆ
    ਕੌਰ ਬੀ ਤਾ ਸੁੱਤੀ ਪਈ ਆ ...... ਗਗੀ ਨੰਗਲ

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  12. Jai babe di

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  13. Kyaa baat hai g!!! very nice

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