Thursday, 10 July 2014

Love and Marriage Punjabi Sms

Girl to Boyfriend: Mummy-Papa Ne Keha Hai Ke Jekar Main Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gayi Tan, Mera Viah Kar Dena.
Boyfriend: Tu Tyari Kitti E Na?
Girl: Kar Lyi E, Bas Reception Di Dress Leni Baaki E?

+ + +

Santa: Jad Mera Nava-Nava Viah Hoya Si Tan Menu Meri Voti Aini Changi Lagdi Hundi Si Ke Dil Karda Si Ke Ohnu Kha Hi Jawa...
Banta: Te Hun Kidda Lagda E?
Santa: Hun Na Puch Yaar, Hun Lagda E Ke Je Khaa Janda Tan Mere Tidd Ch Dard Ho Jana Si...

+ + +

Jadugar to Santa: Hum Main Teri Votti De Do Hisse Kar Davanga...
Santa: Kidda Diya Galla Karda Bai, Mere Ko Ik Ni Sambh Hundi, Tu Meri Problem Nu Double Karn Te Tulya E...

+ + +

Ik Leader Apni Tiwi Nu: Main Apna 50 Crore Da Beema Karvaya E...
Wife: Eh Tusi Bada Changa Kamm Kitta E, Hun Menu Baar-Baar Ni Kehna Paina Ke Apna Khyaal Rakho...