Thursday, 10 July 2014

Love and Marriage Punjabi Sms

Girl to Boyfriend: Mummy-Papa Ne Keha Hai Ke Jekar Main Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gayi Tan, Mera Viah Kar Dena.
Boyfriend: Tu Tyari Kitti E Na?
Girl: Kar Lyi E, Bas Reception Di Dress Leni Baaki E?

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Santa: Jad Mera Nava-Nava Viah Hoya Si Tan Menu Meri Voti Aini Changi Lagdi Hundi Si Ke Dil Karda Si Ke Ohnu Kha Hi Jawa...
Banta: Te Hun Kidda Lagda E?
Santa: Hun Na Puch Yaar, Hun Lagda E Ke Je Khaa Janda Tan Mere Tidd Ch Dard Ho Jana Si...

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Jadugar to Santa: Hum Main Teri Votti De Do Hisse Kar Davanga...
Santa: Kidda Diya Galla Karda Bai, Mere Ko Ik Ni Sambh Hundi, Tu Meri Problem Nu Double Karn Te Tulya E...

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Ik Leader Apni Tiwi Nu: Main Apna 50 Crore Da Beema Karvaya E...
Wife: Eh Tusi Bada Changa Kamm Kitta E, Hun Menu Baar-Baar Ni Kehna Paina Ke Apna Khyaal Rakho...

17 comments:

  1. ha ha ha ha ha ha soooooooooo funy

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  2. Bakwas saree latefe

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  3. Ik Leader Apni Tiwi Nu: Main Apna 50 Crore Da Beema Karvaya E…
    Wife: Eh Tusi Bada Changa Kamm Kitta E, Hun Menu Baar-Baar Ni Kehna Paina Ke Apna Khyaal Rakho…

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  4. Ptne ek din bhut Sara makeup kar rahi si Pati nay us nu pushes tu ena makeup kyo kar rahi hai. Patni -atamhatiya karan Jana hai pte na pusheya us late makeup kyo.Ptne chek k boli marjaneya svare akhbar vich photo nahi auni.

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  5. ch. parvaiz ahmed bhalli9 October 2015 at 00:19

    like punjabi joke for for

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  6. ch. parvaiz ahmed bhalli9 October 2015 at 00:21

    Thanks

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  7. HAHA......... VERY FUNNY

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  8. HAHA............... very funny I enjoyed the jokes

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  9. I liked this joke HAHA.......

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  10. Ha .... Very funny

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  11. Mohit garg😄😄😄17 March 2017 at 06:36

    Old is gold
    Per jdo eh joke read kita ta pta lga ki
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  12. very fun way bro nice jokes

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