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Sarkari School

Punjab Ch Ik Pind Da Sarkari School Siveyan De Nede Si,
Othe Ik Bujurag Di Maut Hon Karke, School Di Chhutti Kar Ditti Gayi,
Bachhe Khushi-Khushi Ghar Vall Ja Rahe Si,
Raah Ch 2 Bujurag Baabe Manje Te Baithe Hoye Si,
Ohna Nu Dekh Ke Bantu Te Ghantu Hassan Lag Gaye,
Baabeya Ne Puchya Ke Kyon Hassde Pye Oh?
Tan Ghantu Kehn Laggya, Bantu Dekh Apni 2 Chhutiyan Aa Baithiyaan Ne…

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Teri Gusse Wali Ghoori

fire-walk-practice

Tu Beemar Ae, Eh Kehen Ton Darda Han Main
Teri Har Ik Ada Te Nakhre Te Marda Han Main
Roz Walk Te Janda Haan Karn Practice Bhajjne Di
Teri Gusse Wali Ghoori¬†Ton Darda Han Main…

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BJP Congress Parchar

Ik Munde Ne Ek Kudi Nu Kamal Da Phull Vekhaya,
Kudi Ne Ohnu Ik Jordar Chaped Maari,
Munda Bolya, Main Tan BJP Da Parchar Kar Reha Si,
Tu Menu Kyu Maarya?
Kudi Boli, Main Congress Da Parchar Kar Rahi Han..

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Mehmaan Te Mejban

Mehmaan, “Main Jad Vi Tuhade Ghar Te Aake Khana Khanda Han, Tan Tuhada Kutta Mainu Lagatar Ghoorda Rehenda Hai, Ehnu Koi Bimari Tan Ni Hai?”

Mejban Da Baccha: Uncle Jee, Oh Apni Plate Nu Changi Taranh Pachhaanda Hai. :D

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Ik Jameendar

Ik Jameendar Apne Ristedar Te Fukri Marda Hoya Kehenda Hai: Jad Main Savere Savere Car Ch Apni Jameena Dekhan Layi Janda Han Tan Sanjh Tak Vi Poori Jameen Nhi Dekh Paunda.
Rishtedar: Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabadi Nu Bech Ditti Si.

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Gandhi Te Nehru

Ek War Gandhi Te Nehru Di Ladai Ho Jandi Hai,
Gandhi To Nehru: Sare Jahan Se Accha Nehru De Pet Wich Baccha.
Nehru To Gandhi: Vandey Matram Gandhi Sala Takla Besharam…

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Santa Nadi Ch Digg Peya

Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… :D

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Angrej vs. Jatt

Ik var di gal hai Ik jatt te ik angrej
train vich safar kar rahe hunde ne
angrej ohnu kehnda main tenu ik poem snauna
jatt kehnda thik aa
angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are?
fer angrej kehnda hun tu suna
jatt nu kush samaj ta lagdi ni par oh snaun lagda te kehnda
Tinde-Tinde Amb da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar

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Do Amli Joke

Do amli
pelha amli duze amli nu: kal tenu eni maar kiyo pyi.
duza amli: kal yaar viyah vich boli galt pa geyi c,
pelha amli: kehri?
duza amli: bari basi khatn geya c khat ke leaandi taar, bhangra ta sajda
je nachan kudi de yaar.

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hotel waiter

Costumer raat nu hotel vich ja ke waiter nu kehnda: surili jehi chah
bana ke lya, miss pooja vargi.
Waiter: sir, ethe majh da dudh milda miss pooja da ni.

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